The World Rejoices, Zombie Hordes Averted
The United Nations declared June 14th a World Wide Day of Celebration in honour of Super Happy Metal Rocket Propulsion Man who rid the Earth of the nightmare of the Seething Zombie Hordes.
Super Happy Metal Rocket Propulsion Man was able to do what bats, bows and arrows, crossbows, catapults, guns, tanks, artillery, missiles, conventional bombs, fusion bombs, fission bombs, really really big conventional bombs, antimatter bombs, “droppin da” bombs, laser guns, graser guns, phaser guns, taser guns, maser guns, rasor blades and a good ol’ punch in the face could not do. He turned back the relentless attack of the zombies who have been rampaging cities and rural areas alike.
How was this amazing feat accomplished? Realising that the Seething Zombie Hordes were deep down simply just looking for a little love, Super Happy Metal Rocket Propulsion Man gave each horde (dis)member its own Bund Teddy Bear. Overjoyed, gleeful even verging on (slowly oozing) tears, the Seething Zombie Hordes' (dis)members to a man agreed to return to their graves and the world was saved.
Only the Bund (tm) corporation, inc. (ltd) was displeased. Said a spokesman, on the condition of anonymity, “They’re so gross. All rotting flesh and maggots and parts falling off. The zombies I mean. Not the teddy bears. Couldn’t those zombies have decided they loved Cabbage Patch Kids (tm) or even Ugly Dolls (tm)? You’re not going to use my name in this are you? I don’t want those things coming after me! The zombies, I mean. I don’t want the zombies coming after me.”
Katy Maheney, 6, of Miss Carpage’s kindergarden class disagreed. “Teddy bears are soft and cuddly. They makes those sad stinky mans happy.”
Super Happy Metal Rocket Propulsion Man topped his already busy day by jetting off to save a 90 year old grandmother from accidently wandering into traffic. What a guy.
The United Nations declared June 14th a World Wide Day of Celebration in honour of Super Happy Metal Rocket Propulsion Man who rid the Earth of the nightmare of the Seething Zombie Hordes.
Super Happy Metal Rocket Propulsion Man was able to do what bats, bows and arrows, crossbows, catapults, guns, tanks, artillery, missiles, conventional bombs, fusion bombs, fission bombs, really really big conventional bombs, antimatter bombs, “droppin da” bombs, laser guns, graser guns, phaser guns, taser guns, maser guns, rasor blades and a good ol’ punch in the face could not do. He turned back the relentless attack of the zombies who have been rampaging cities and rural areas alike.
How was this amazing feat accomplished? Realising that the Seething Zombie Hordes were deep down simply just looking for a little love, Super Happy Metal Rocket Propulsion Man gave each horde (dis)member its own Bund Teddy Bear. Overjoyed, gleeful even verging on (slowly oozing) tears, the Seething Zombie Hordes' (dis)members to a man agreed to return to their graves and the world was saved.
Only the Bund (tm) corporation, inc. (ltd) was displeased. Said a spokesman, on the condition of anonymity, “They’re so gross. All rotting flesh and maggots and parts falling off. The zombies I mean. Not the teddy bears. Couldn’t those zombies have decided they loved Cabbage Patch Kids (tm) or even Ugly Dolls (tm)? You’re not going to use my name in this are you? I don’t want those things coming after me! The zombies, I mean. I don’t want the zombies coming after me.”
Katy Maheney, 6, of Miss Carpage’s kindergarden class disagreed. “Teddy bears are soft and cuddly. They makes those sad stinky mans happy.”
Super Happy Metal Rocket Propulsion Man topped his already busy day by jetting off to save a 90 year old grandmother from accidently wandering into traffic. What a guy.
posted by Falko at 8:57 PM
1 Comments:
HEHEHHE....that's an awesome adventure. Well done...well done indeed. Glad to see the zombie hordes finally geting the lovin' they deserve
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